Glen Powell credited as playing...
Chad Radwell
- Chad Radwell: You just can't let dead people get to you. Okay? They're super pissed off they're dead, so they're coming from a place of anger.
- [Chanel finds Chad lying in bed in his underwear, holding a goat]
- Chad Radwell: Chanel, this is not what it looks like.
- Chanel Oberlin: Are you having sex with a goat? We had a promise, Chad! You looked me in the eye and promised you would try to be monogamous!
- Chad Radwell: Uh, yeah, huh-doi, Chanel! I have been monogamous! Yes, I've looked at a ton of porn. Yes, I've been rubbing one out every five to ten minutes. But no, Chanel, I've not cheated on you.
- Chanel Oberlin: Chanel #2 told me from beyond the grave that you were cheating and then I catch you in bed with a farm animal!
- Chad Radwell: Hey, she is not a farm animal! Her name is Rammy and she is a non-human helper companion!
- Chad Radwell: Lactose intolerance afflicts around fifty percent of the human population, who spend their entire lives walking past Baskin-Robbins knowing that if they even have a little bite of ice cream, they're gonna fart a bunch!