Lea Michele credited as playing...
Hester Ulrich
- Hester Ulrich: All killers have a cool costume: Jason with his hockey mask, Freddy Krueger's sweater and hat, Cujo's totally realistic dog costume.
- Hester Ulrich: Boone never actually enrolled in school. Since none of those frat guys ever went to class, it was easy to just show up there, say he was a student and blend right in.
- Hester Ulrich: Kind of ironic that our first victim was actually the Red Devil. But when you wanna make an omelet, right?
- Hester Ulrich: Obvi, I was the brains of the operation, Boone was the muscle, and Gigi was the weird and psycho beating black heart.
- Hester Ulrich: You guys seem really nice. I've always said that being nice is a really good quality. It could save your life someday.
- Hester Ulrich: What I've noticed is that the more weird and gross you are, the less people wanna know about you. No one asks the kid with terrible acne what their favorite movie is or where they were born.
- Hester Ulrich: Even though I only ate asylum food and never really exercised, I was blessed with a super-tight bod. My butt could launch a thousand ships and my boobs were remarkably perky and even. Couple that with my BJ lips and I was gonna need something pretty spectacular to keep everyone from wanting to get all up in this.