Artemis Pebdani credited as playing...
Susan Ross
- President Fitzgerald Grant: I've asked you here because I'd like to offer you the vice presidency.
- Susan Ross: What?
- Mellie Grant: The president is asking you to be his new vice president.
- Susan Ross: Why?
- President Fitzgerald Grant: "Why?"
- Susan Ross: I'm a terrible choice. I just got elected.
- President Fitzgerald Grant: That's why I'm asking you. This town has a way of taking people and turning them into politicians. I don't want a politician.
- Susan Ross: But if I were the vice president and then something happened to you...
- Mellie Grant: Then you would be president.
- Susan Ross: But I don't want to be president. I mean, no offense, but your job is the *worst* job in the entire world. No, actually, vice president is probably worse, because you don't actually get to do anything, do you? And I want to get things done. There's so much to do.