Eric Stonestreet credited as playing...
Cameron Tucker
- Jay Pritchett: Well, you tricked me into coming here, you made me gay, now I have a boyfriend. All these lies, just to win a trophy?
- Cameron Tucker: Yes.
- Jay Pritchett: I respect that.
- Jay Pritchett: Fine, I'll do it. I don't like that guy. But what happens if somebody I know comes in here and thinks I'm living a secret life?
- Cameron Tucker: Jay, trust me, if someone you know comes in here tonight, *they're* living a secret life.
- Cameron Tucker: It's my league finals, and Jay agreed to fill in for our star bowler, Maurice, who's recovering from a groin pull. An actual groin pull, not the party on Fire Island.