Ed O'Neill credited as playing...
Jay Pritchett
- Jay Pritchett: You got two choices: you can mope your way up those stairs and soak in a pity bath, or you can pick yourself up, march into that school, and act like you don't even know that girl.
- Manny Delgado: [sighs] Thanks. If Mom asks, I borrowed her tub pillow.
- Jay Pritchett: [frustrated about Manny taking a lavender bath and Gloria painting baby Joe's toenails] I wanted two rough-and-tumble boys. I got a Manny and a pedi.