Ariel Winter credited as playing...
Alex Dunphy
- Sanjay: What do you mean, co-valedictorians?
- Alex Dunphy: "Co" is the Latin prefix for "together". But really, what do you mean, co-valedictorians?
- Principal Brown: Well, I thought there might be some aggressive questions that, uh, made me nervous, so I wrote down my remarks.
- [Pulls out paper]
- Principal Brown: Uh... "No, I'm not trying to ruin your lives. It's just that your GPAs are tied to the thousandth of a decimal point".
- Sanjay, Alex Dunphy: But my GPA's 4.645923!
- Sanjay: She got an A- on the French final!
- Alex Dunphy: He got an A- on an English paper!
- [Both realize]
- Alex Dunphy: Oh. No. This is a nightmare.
- Sanjay: Worst day of my life.
- Phil Dunphy: Guys, we should be celebrating. This is literally a win-win!
- Alex Dunphy: I didn't work my whole life for a tie!