Chi McBride credited as playing...
Lou Grover
- Lou Grover: [Standing over the body of an Elvis impersonator] The king is dead. Again.
- [Max and Steve give him a look]
- Lou Grover: C'mon, man, somebody had to say it.
- Steve McGarrett: Alright, Max, tell us exactly what happened.
- Dr. Max Bergman: Well, a few months ago, Jerry invited me to attend the convention with him. He already had his Elvis costume, so I decided to go as Presley's long time manager, Colonel Tom Parker.
- Steve McGarrett: Can you skip ahead to the part where this guy died?
- Lou Grover: [Steve is driving Lou home from the airport after flying back from Chicago] On a positive note, the trip was not a total bust. I did manage to score myself 6 deep dish pies from Malinotti's. Renee and the kids are about to welcome me home a hero.
- Steve McGarrett: I'm sorry. Did you just say that you flew 10 hours straight with a bunch of pizzas in your suitcase? Is that what you said?
- Lou Grover: You're damn right. And today is your lucky day. Because as a result of this unexpected pleasant little pick me up at the airport, I'm gonna cut you in on a slice.
- Steve McGarrett: Yeah, I'm uh, I'm kind of a thin crust guy, myself. But thank you, all the same.
- Lou Grover: [Eyeing Steve with suspicion] Okay.
- Lou Grover: [Trying to hurry Max along regarding cause of death] If there's a point, please get to it. I got a bunch of pizzas in my suitcase and they need to be eaten.