Sabrina Carpenter credited as playing...
Maya Hart
- Lucas Friar: So, what are you thinking?
- Maya Hart: Oh, now? Oh, it's so funny you mention that, right in this exact moment, what I was thinking, what was running through my head was actually if you don't start talking to me, I'm gonna pour this smoothie right over your head, so why don't you give me the best you got.
- Lucas Friar: Did I ever tell you once I delivered a baby horse?
- [Maya just looks at him for a moment, then she suddenly pours her smoothie over his head. She proceeds to pour his smoothie over his head as well]
- Lucas Friar: Actually, it looks kinda like this. The miracle of life.
- [the blackboard in the classroom reads Riley, Maya and Lucas]
- Maya Hart: Matthews, we know that everything you teach is about us, but this is just lazy.
- Lucas Friar: Anyway, Auggie loves you, Riley, so I'm gonna step back from being your brother.
- Charlie Gardner: Save me now.
- Maya Hart: [playfully kicks Lucas on the butt] Me now.
- Lucas Friar: You have every right.
- Maya Hart: So this our new relationship?
- Lucas Friar: Yeah. How's it going so far?
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Weird, man.
- Maya Hart: You don't have to watch.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: I can't look away!
- Riley Matthews: How did your time with Lucas go?
- Maya Hart: We... sat there, with absolutely nothing to say.
- Riley Matthews: Been there, done that.
- Maya Hart: Yeah, well, you guys don't have to worry about that anymore now that you're brother and sister.
- Cory Matthews: I don't want this.
- Maya Hart: We're confused.
- Topanga Matthews: I don't want this either.
- Riley Matthews: We're going into high school!
- Topanga Matthews: You know what your priority is in high school?
- Cory Matthews: High school.
- Topanga Matthews: It's where you further your minds, and you get an education.
- Cory Matthews: You know why?
- Topanga Matthews: So you're smart enough not to find yourself in a situation like this!
- Riley Matthews: We're not in a situation, everything's fine!
- Topanga Matthews: Maya?
- Maya Hart: We're in a situation.
- Riley Matthews: Why do we have to have feelings?
- Cory Matthews: You don't! Get rid of 'em!
- Topanga Matthews: You think you like Lucas?
- Maya Hart: How can you not like him?
- Cory Matthews: I didn't think you liked anybody!
- Maya Hart: It's my facade.
- Cory Matthews: Don't use big words correctly. It's not who you are.
- Riley Matthews: We're Riley and Maya.
- Maya Hart: We know our priorities.
- Riley Matthews: And nothing and nobody could ever come between us.
- Topanga Matthews: You are two confused kids who think you know what you're doing.
- Cory Matthews: But you don't. So don't do anything.
- Topanga Matthews: Nothing is as easy as it seems when feelings are involved.
- Riley Matthews: I love talking to him.
- Maya Hart: I love... making fun of him.
- Riley Matthews: Why?
- Maya Hart: Why do I love to make fun of him?
- Riley Matthews: Yeah.
- Maya Hart: Because he's great.
- Riley Matthews: Yeah!
- Maya Hart: And... he needs someone like me to take him down. And he needs someone like you...
- Riley Matthews: But why? Why does he need me?
- Maya Hart: To-to build him up! To tell his Ranger Rick stories to, and make him feel like a hero. You like his stories, and he likes yours.
- Maya Hart: Hey Riley, what do you do when you sit next to Huckleberry?
- Riley Matthews: Maya, I can't give you advice like that.
- Maya Hart: Sure you can. You're his sister, right?
- Lucas Friar: Nope, not anymore.
- Riley Matthews: Why?
- Lucas Friar: Auggie says we can't. And you know what, I think he's right. You already have a great brother!
- Riley Matthews: Then what will you be?
- Charlie Gardner: No talking or holding hands. Best date ever. I know it's not, but it's what I got.
- Lucas Friar: No talking on a date? Who does that?
- [sits nexts to Maya]
- Lucas Friar: Oh yeah, we do.
- Maya Hart: Hello!