Matt Lucas credited as playing...
Nardole
- Nardole: We weren't sure where you'd come down.
- The Doctor: Sorry?
- Nardole: In your capsule.
- The Doctor: I'm never sure. I don't like being sure about things. One minute you're sure, the next everybody turns into lizards and a piano falls on you.
- Nardole: Piano?
- The Doctor: It's been a long day.
- Nardole: Don't cross your arms.
- The Doctor: He's a lying down person. I don't like lying down people. It's so untidy.
- Nardole: Keep your arms by your side, like she said.
- [the Doctor puts his arms by his side]
- River Song: You are my one true love. the only husband I will ever have.
- [the Doctor crosses his arms angrily - Nardole taps him and he uncrosses them]
- River Song: My time with you has been too short.
- King Hydroflax: You have given me days of adventure; many nights of passion.
- The Doctor: Oh, hah!
- [he crosses his arms again]
- Nardole: Why do you keep crossing them?
- The Doctor: Because they cross, I've got cross arms.
- The Doctor: [whispering] Any tiny hint of what species he might be?
- Nardole: [whimpering] I dunno.
- The Doctor: [whispering] Okay, never mind. You just stay there.
- [to monk]
- The Doctor: You're probably going to need a mop.