Bruce Campbell credited as playing...
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: But hey, this ain't so bad. Spend some quality time, like you've dreamin' about.
- Amanda Fisher: You think this is the right time for hitting on me?
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: There's no bad time. I'm old school, baby.
- Amanda Fisher: Oh, you're old somethin'.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Well, that was fun. We should get handcuffed together more often.
- Amanda Fisher: You wouldn't even know what do to with me.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Oh honey bunny, I would destroy you in the best possible way.
- [Ash knocks off the top of Lem's skull]
- Lem: My brain!
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Good news, Lem. You won't even know it's gone.