Justin Roiland credited as playing...
Rick • Morty
- Rick: We did it Morty! Now, lets get out of here and destroy this whole universe!
- Business Alien: [taxi driver is confused] Excuse Me?
- Rick: Morty, there's nothing dishonest about what we're doing. Now slap on this antenna, these people need to think we're aliens
- Morty: Oh man. Where are we Rick?
- Rick: Morty, remember eight seconds ago when
- [Burps]
- Rick: when you said, "Go inside what?" And I said, "The battery"? And then we showed up here, and I wasn't like, "Whoa, this is unexpected. This is not what I was expecting, Morty. What a perplexing mystery this is."
- Morty: All right, all right. We're inside the battery. I get it. You don't have to bust my balls.
- Rick: Morty, you gotta flip 'em off. I told them it means 'peace among worlds.' How hilarious is that!
- Morty: All right, that's it! I'm out. I-I'm gonna go into the wilderness, and I'm gonna make a new life for myself among the tree people. It can't be worse than this.
- Rick: Sure. Okay, Morty. Just be back before sundown or the tree people will eat you.
- Morty: That's a myth! W-w-why are you trying to start a myth?
- Rick: It's a prehistoric planet, Morty. Someone has to bring a little culture. And it certainly can't be someone
- [to Zeep]
- Rick: whose entire culture powers my brake lights!
- Rick: I put a spatially tessellated void inside a modified temporal field until a planet developed intelligent life. I then introduced that life to the wonders of electricity, which they now generate on a global scale. And, you know, some of it goes to power my engine and charge my phone and stuff.
- Morty: You have a whole planet sitting around making your power for you? That's slavery.
- Rick: It's society. They work for each other, Morty. They pay each other. They buy houses. They get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power.
- Morty: That just sounds like slavery with extra steps.
- Rick: Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college.
- Kyle: It's not much now, but once I learn to accelerate the temporal field I'll be able to interact with any sentient life that evolves and then introduce them to the wonders of electricity via a pulley-based device I call a bloobleyank. But what they won't know is...
- Zeep: You'll be taking most of their energy, yeah, yeah I get it.
- Rick: It's showtime.
- Zeep: You do realise this will make the flooblecrank obsolete? This is wrong, Kyle! What you're doing is wrong! You're basically...
- [Rick mimes along]
- Zeep: This is slavery, you're talking about creating a planet of slaves.
- Rick: Told you, Zeep.
- Kyle: Oh, they won't be slaves, they'll work for each other, and pay each other money...
- Zeep: That just sounds like... slavery... with extra steps.
- [Rounds on Rick]
- Rick: What?
- Zeep: Wait a minute, did you create my universe? Is my universe a miniverse?
- Rick: Microverse!
- Kyle: I prefer teenyverse.
- Zeep: [Flicks off Rick's antennae] You bastard!
- [Rick takes Zeep's mask and they fight]
- Zeep: Much obliged!
- Kyle: What the hell is happening?
- Morty: Ah, this is healthy, trust me.
- Rick: You're my battery motherfucker, that's all you are! I made you! Your microverse sucks and your miniverse is the size of a fucking lobster tank! It's wack!
- Kyle: Are they not really aliens?
- Morty: Nah, they're just a couple of crazy, wacky scientists. You know?
- Kyle: So he made a universe, and that guy is from that universe, and that guy made a universe, and that's the universe where I was born? Where my father died. Where I couldn't make time for his funeral because I was working on my universe?
- Morty: Ha ha ha, yeah! Science huh? Ain't it a thing? You know one time Rick shot his laser pistol right through my hand? I mean, you know, like old lady science! You know, she's a real, you gotta hang on tight, you know, because she bucks pretty hard! Oh my God, no!
- [Kyle drives his craft into a cliff and it explodes]