Seth MacFarlane credited as playing...
Peter Griffin • Brian Griffin • Stewie Griffin
- [last lines]
- Cleveland Brown, Jr.: Mr. Griffin?
- Peter Griffin: Yeah?
- Cleveland Brown, Jr.: Just so you know, I'm going to be coming for your ass.
- Peter Griffin: What... What's that now?
- Cleveland Brown, Jr.: I'm saying it's on! You ever feel the cold steel of a switchblade pressed against your temple?
- [laughing]
- Cleveland Brown, Jr.: Hey, Mr. Griffin, I'm just kidding! Or am I? You're gonna wonder about THAT, you fat bitch. See ya later!
- Carter Pewterschmidt: But don't worry. I'm gonna get you out of this! I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and watch them do it to one of my own!
- Peter Griffin: What, you mean your family?
- Carter Pewterschmidt: Huh? Oh yeah, yeah. Right.
- Lois Griffin: Peter, where are you? Peter! Okay, I'm starting The Good Wife without you!
- Peter Griffin: Whew! Heh, unlike you I just dodged a bullet.
- Lois Griffin: [She notices Peter wearing an afro wig and holding a can of paint] What are you doing?
- Peter Griffin: Lois, to show I'm in touch with what it's like to be African-American, I am gonna go to the middle of the town square, get naked and paint myself brown.
- Lois Griffin: No, no, that's offensive. You can't pretend to be black. That's a stupid idea.
- Peter Griffin: What?
- Lois Griffin: IT'S A STUPID IDEA! YOU'RE A STUPID MAN! A STUPID, STUPID MAN!
- [Savagely beats him with a rolled up magazine]
- Peter Griffin: Ow, you're hurting me! Stop it, stop it, Lois!
- Lois Griffin: NO! I'M SO SICK OF YOUR CRAP! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THESE STUPID THINGS? AND WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ANNOUNCE THEM TO ME BEFORE YOU DO THEM? ARE YOU TRYING TO GET A RISE OUT OF ME? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?