Archie Kinsler
Ken Lim
Martin Hill
Bernadette Babineaux
Dixon
Kevin Richtor (as Tommy Philbin)
Timmy (Hive Mind)
Jimmy (Hive Mind)
Mr. Puccinelli
Claire the Goth (as Zoe Murphy)
Janine Kinsler
Old Dave
Quinn (Pool Announcer)
Volcano Girl
Pork
Boosh
Hot Girl
Stoner / Partygoer
Rocker (as Graham Henderson)
Hater
Basketball Player
Samantha 'Sam' Gardner
Pierre St. Pierre
Hank
The Ref
Self (archive footage)
Baby Kates
Massage Woman
Marcus Richtor
Country Club Girl (as Alexxa Steifel)
Mayor Lombardo
Sherri Lombardo
Christian Rock Band / Park and Pool Employee
Christian Rock Band / Park and Pool Employee / Country Club Partier
Hope
Bernadette's Friend / Basketball Fan
Partygoer
Partygoer / Basketball Fan
Partygoer / Park and Pool Employee
Partygoer (as Sam Haynie)
Partygoer (as Kayla Raelle Holder)
Lifeguard Friend
Park and Pool Employee / Basketball Fan
Park and Pool Employee
Country Club Partier
Chad
Cheerleader
Cheerleader (as a different name)
Basketball Fan
Claire's Friend (Party)
Country Club Partygoer
Cheerleader (as Danyelle Leah Sims)