Chandler Kinney credited as playing...
Vanessa
- Vanessa: Wanna introduce me?
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Yeah. Uh, this is Farkle...
- Farkle Minkus: Texas lady.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: And, uh, this is my friend, Maya.
- Maya Hart: You did not just do that!
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: What?
- Maya Hart: You did not just introduce your girlfriend as your friend.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: [laughs] What?
- Maya Hart: Isaiah Earl Babineaux...
- Vanessa: Your middle name is Earl?
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: No...
- Maya Hart: Next time you introduce your girlfriend as your friend, we are through. Do you hear me?
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: I mean, I hear you, but I-I...
- Maya Hart: Put your arm around me! Twirl my hair. Call me honey nugget.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Hi, honey nugget.
- Maya Hart: Hi, hunkalicious!
- Vanessa: I wanted to say I'm sorry.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: What'd you do?
- Vanessa: I never really gave you a chance. Now I'm too late because I could never steal you away from your new friends, could I?
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Steal me from these people? Hmph. No. No, you couldn't.
- Vanessa: What if I bought you ice cream?
- Vanessa: A little possessive, no?
- Maya Hart: Well, the good ones, you don't let get away, know what I mean? With all the girls chasing him around New York City, you have to swoop right in or he'll be gone! I said, YOU HAVE TO SWOOP RIGHT IN OR HE'LL BE...
- Riley Matthews: Isaiah Hank Babineaux!
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: No...
- Riley Matthews: I don't care. I only care that you don't let Maya get her hooks into you when you know you are mine.
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: This is my friend, Riley.
- Maya Hart: Now how do you like it when he calls you a friend, Riley?
- Riley Matthews: I don't like it.
- Maya Hart: No, you do not like it.
- Riley Matthews: I do not like it when you call me "just friend".
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Well, what would you like for me to call you?
- Riley Matthews: I would like for you to call me "Cotton Candy Face"!
- Maya Hart: Good girl, I know that was hard.
- Vanessa: Zay, is it possible I've misjudged you?
- Riley Matthews: It's possible, Vanessa.
- Vanessa: How do you know my name?
- Riley Matthews: Um...
- Maya Hart: Too much, too much, too much!