Lauren Ash credited as playing...
Dina
- Glenn Sturgis: I thought we should all gather as a group in sort of a safe space so that we can share any feelings that we have about what happened. Um, is anyone feeling any sadness? Or shock? Or guilt? There are no wrong answers. Yes, Garrett.
- Garrett: I guess apathy. I don't got any feelings about this dude.
- Glenn Sturgis: Okay, uh, Garrett, thank you for sharing. Um, is anyone else feeling feelings of apathy? Okay, well, that's valid. That's va - no, it's not valid! You know what? No one is leaving this room until I see someone express some real g-d emotion!
- Jonah: Uh, well, perhaps seeing a dead person today made us all realize how fragile the journey of life really is.
- Glenn Sturgis: Thank you. A little cliché, but points for effort. All right, um, why don't we just all bow our heads.
- Dina: No religion in the workplace.
- Glenn Sturgis: Okay, a moment of silence.
- Dina: Nope. Not if you're thinking about God.
- Glenn Sturgis: Okay, Amy, could you come and say a few secular words?
- Amy: Um, Charles, uh, wasn't just a man who needed corrective lenses, he was also not an organ donor. And, um, in conclusion, he lived on Oak Street. Thank you
- Glenn Sturgis: We didn't know Charles, but he chose to spend the last few moments of his life with us. Charles, may your soul or non-denominational life force, I guess, be lifted by the non-gender-specific arms of a loving entity or non-entity...
- Dina: Hey. Just once. Knock yourself out.
- Glenn Sturgis: Jesus Christ! The hands of Jesus Christ, who saves us from our sins with his precious blood, and welcomes us as little lambs...