Ty Burrell credited as playing...
Phil Dunphy
- Phil Dunphy: You're missing the silver lining here, honey. I lost the bet.
- Claire Dunphy: So I didn't eat crickets?
- Tom Delaney: You ate three.
- Claire Dunphy: Ohh!
- Phil Dunphy: Lisa had six.
- Lisa Delaney: Six? You could've won with four!
- Tom Delaney: Baby, baby, I couldn't take that chance!
- Claire Dunphy: Okay. Here's the thing. We like hanging out...
- Phil Dunphy: No, Claire! No!
- Lisa Delaney: I know what this is about. Tom, you should have paid the check. It's rude.
- Phil Dunphy: He's not rude, he's wonderful. I *had* to pay.
- Claire Dunphy: Why?
- Tom Delaney: Phil, don't you say another word!
- [Points his finger and grabs his arm]
- Tom Delaney: Ow!
- Phil Dunphy: See. I told you.
- Lisa Delaney: What the hell is going on here?
- Tom Delaney: Nothing.
- Claire Dunphy: Phil?
- Phil Dunphy: Fine. If you have to know every last detail about my life... I lost a bet to Tom in Cabo. Now I owe him five meals. There - we're done.
- Tom Delaney: That's it.
- Claire Dunphy: Why didn't you just say that?
- Phil Dunphy: Th-there's no reason. I don't...
- Claire Dunphy: What... was... the bet?
- Tom Delaney: Phil, I mean it. Don't say another word.
- Phil Dunphy: They're gonna figure it out, Tom.
- Tom Delaney: How could they figure it out, Phil?
- Phil Dunphy: They're gonna figure it out. We were drunk on margaritas and we wanted to find out whose wife would eat the most crickets.
- Claire Dunphy, Lisa Delaney: [Disgusted] What?
- Tom Delaney: Doesn't seem like they were circling that, Phil.