Marsha Day
Perez Hilton
Will Durham
Tara Zhang
Nicola Foti AKA soundlyawake
Stalker
Pau Masó
Rick Bravos
Tiffany
Dion York AKA DionYorkie
Stella Rae
Assistant to Tara Zhang (as Rorie Stockton)
Marsha's Bodyguard
Michael Rizzi
Raiden Quinn
Nicolay Sysyn
Austin Wallis
Vanessa / Celebutante
Ellen
Sassy Girl
First Diner Date
Staten Island Girl
Biba Salange
Puerto Rican Guy
Cafe Patron 2
Cafe Patron 1
Law Student
Cafe Owner
Frat Boy
Sensitive Hipster
BDSM Guy
Sorority Sister
Young Girl Follower
Zane
Car Fan 1
Valley Girl
Religious Guru
Jersey Woman
Robed Cat Lady
Fangirl 1
Fangirl 2
Awkward Teenager
Street Fan 2
Mack
Italian Man
Sensitive Woman
Male Street Harasser
British Snob (as Emily Gardner Hall)
Mean Boy
Street Heckler 1
Will Fanatic
Street Heckler 2
Male Stalker
Street Fan 4
Spanish Online Suitor
Fashonista
Marsha's Lawyer
Female Nerd (as Kalene Speranza)
Blue Collar Guy (as Matt Kaplan)
Lawyer
Assistant to Tara Zhang
Marsha's Mother
MeDay Crew 2
Street Fan 3
Male Marsha Follower
Drag Queen
Car Fan 2
College Student
Female Street Harasser 1
Marsha Critic
Young Blonde Woman
College Diner Date
Meth Head
Metrosexual Cafe Patron
Car Fan 3
Muscle Builder
Street Fan 1
MeDay Crew 1
Conservative Responder
Marsha Lover
Online Responder
Serenading Rapper
Rude Boy
Mei, Geomancer
Female Street Harasser 2
Will Fan Girl
Exhibitionist
Finicky Cafe Patron
Bravos Crew 1
Tiger Mom
Guy with Beanie