Jennifer Coolidge credited as playing...
Lazy Susan
- [as Bill Cipher towers over Gravity Falls and its citizens]
- Bill Cipher: All right, listen up, you one-lifespan, three-dimensional, five-sense skin puppets! For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!
- [he melts the statue of Nathaniel Northwest in front of Deputy Durland, Sheriff Blubs and Mayor Tyler]
- Bill Cipher: Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends...
- [as various creatures come out of the scar in the sky]
- Bill Cipher: 8 Ball! Kryptos! The being whose name must never be said!
- [it lands down]
- Bill Cipher: Haha, what the heck? It's Zanthar! Then, of course, there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-Fire and these guys. This is our town now, boys!
- [all his friends start cackling out loud]
- Tyler the Cute Biker: Now see here, you unholy triangle fella! As mayor, I strongly urge you to git... git on out of here!
- Lazy Susan: Yeah! Things with one eye are weird!
- Grenda: We don't like out-of-towners!
- Manly Dan: [ripping a mailbox in half] AND WE PUNCH WHAT WE DON'T UNDERSTAND!
- Preston Northwest: I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist, I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your... Horsemen of the Apocalypse?
- Pacifica Northwest: [angrily] Dad!
- Preston Northwest: Not now, sweetie. The grownups are talking.
- Bill Cipher: [sarcastic] Oh, wow, that's a great offer. How 'bout instead, I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?
- [He clicks his fingers, and Mr. Northwest's face is suddenly grotesquely mixed up; he falls to the ground, giving out muffled screams as his family watches in horror; Bill cackles]