Stephen Merchant credited as playing...
Dave Gibbs
- Amy Farrah Fowler: If you don't mind me asking, why did you and your wife split up?
- Dave: Oh, you know how it is. We wanted different things. I wanted children, and she wanted a pastry chef named Jean-Philippe.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Oh, I'm, I'm so sorry.
- Dave: Ah, that's fine. That's why I left England. It reminded me too much of her - cold, gloomy and easily accessed by a Frenchman through a tunnel.
- [last lines]
- Dave: Thanks for driving me home.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: No problem. I'm really sorry about your car.
- Dave: Oh, it's all right. If you're free next weekend, I'd like to take you out again.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Um, listen, you're a really nice guy, but I just, I don't think this is working out.
- Dave: Oh. OK.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm, I'm really sorry.
- Dave: Aif- At least the same woman that rejected Sheldon Cooper rejected me.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: There you go, huh!
- Dave: If I ever do meet him, we'll have that in common.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Sure, huh.
- Dave: And he's kissed you, and I've kissed you, so if you think about it...
- Amy Farrah Fowler: OK, get out.
- Dave: You know, I once drove 500 miles to hear him speak at Stanford.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I have a DVD of that lecture.
- Dave: Really? Wasn't it great?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Not as a Valentine's present, no.
- Dave: Well next time you watch it, I'm the bloke who asked the question that he said was stupid and obvious. It was the nicest thing he said to anyone there,