Ben Dankert
Avery Dankert (as Tiio Horn)
Wayne (as Raoul Trujillo)
Sean
Bissey
Ray
Zach Dankert
Elvis
Connie
Kaleb
Teeny
Driver
Cyclist
Mikayla
Rhonda Bissey (as Sonya Cote)
Pozniak
Mullet
Officer Welles
Dapper Suit Man
Distraught Driver
Musclehead
Tortured Man
Hipster
Young Woman
Car Owner (as Ayesha Mansur)
Small Woman (uncredited)
Sporto (uncredited)
Rat Face (uncredited)
Douchebag (uncredited)