John Milhiser credited as playing...
Randy
- Randy: Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big; Michael J. Fox's is small; the Pope has one but doesn't use it; Madonna doesn't have one at all.
- Oleg: Dongs. The answer is dongs.
- Sophie Kachinsky: C'mon, Oleg, I mean, nobody can say for sure that Madonna doesn't have one.
- Max Black: Dongs aren't the answer to everything. I used to think that. You know where that got me? Pennsylvania, with no car.
- Caroline Channing: Schwarzenegger's is big, Schwarzenegger's is big; Fox's is small. It's last names. The pope doesn't use his. Madonna doesn't have one at all. That's it.
- Randy: Correctamundo!
- [laughs]
- Randy: With your brain power, you'll be out of here in under an hour.
- Caroline Channing: Well, thanks. But if I was that smart, I wouldn't have spent the last four years getting ripped off by my roommate.