- Ash: Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good weird or bad weird, but I'll get there though!
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: We get the book, send your loser kids back to Hell, we're back in Jacksonville by Friday. Pablo, first round of 'ritas is on you, because?
- Pablo Simon Bolivar: Uh, yeah, you already used that one
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Really?
- Kelly Maxwell: Word for word.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Wow. Maybe I'm getting that bad memory disease.
- Pablo Simon Bolivar: Alzheimer's?
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Alzheimer's? That's a bad memory disease. Why would you mention that?
- Demon: Your truce is over, Ashy Slashy!
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: What'd you call me?
- Demon: Ashy Slashy, hatchet and saw, takes your head and skins you raw! Ashy Slashy, heaven or hell, cuts out your tongue so you can't yell...
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: You feel that? Huh? Do you? You feel that? Ha ha ha ha.ha ha ha ha! Do you?
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Poor Ruby. Welcome to my world, sweet cheeks. It doesn't feel so good, does it?
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good weird or bad weird, but I'll get there though!
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: All right, get the gum out of your ears and listen up you inbred degenerate screwheads! Except you, Linda. You are so not like them.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: My God...
- [pauzes]
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: I left the windows down in the Delta.