Christian Navarro: Tony Padilla

Tape 6, Side A

Tony Padilla

Clay: And how the hell am I supposed to listen to this?
Tony: I think the asshole answer is, you put the headphones on, the cassette tape in, and press play.
Clay: That is the asshole answer, isn't it?
Tony: Yeah, but it's true.

Clay: [about Skye] I mean, what a... what a bitch!
Tony: Wow.
Clay: Well, she is!
Tony: I just, I never heard you use that word before.
Clay: She doesn't know what was going on in Hannah's life!
Tony: You don't know what's going on in hers.
Clay: Would you... you know, shut up, Tony? I get so sick of your little sayings, and things that you point out, acting all wise... You're like this-this unhelpful Yoda!
Tony: Is that a crack on my height?
[Clay moans silently and puts on his headphones]
Tony: Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute.
Clay: Why?
Tony: Headspace. Headspace.
Clay: Unhelpful Yoda. Unhelpful Yoda.

Clay: [sobbing] I couldn't... I couldn't tell her. I couldn't hold her. I killed Hannah Baker. Like you said.
Tony: I said we all killed Hannah.
Clay: How am I supposed to live with that?
Tony: Any way you can.
[they hug]

Skye: Rough night?
Tony: Yeah, he's just working through some shit.
Skye: I can see that. He's got existensial crisis written all over his forehead.
Clay: I do not.
Skye: [considers him] There's some truth you don't wanna face.
Clay: What? Why would you say that?
Skye: I see the future. You know that. I told you your fortune in seventh grade.
Clay: You predicted I wouldn't be five foot two forever.
Skye: How tall are you now?
[Clay looks dumbfounded]
Skye: See?
Tony: Oooh... La bruja!
[Spanish for 'witch']
Skye: That's right.

Clay: I need to throw up.
Tony: okay
Clay: I don't have anything to throw up.
Tony: You need some food
Clay: So I can throw it up?
Tony: So you can settle the fuck down. My mother used to say, "Primero comemos, entonces lo demás." That means, "first we eat, then we do everything else." "
Clay: I bet she's big on breakfast.