Spencer Grammer credited as playing...
Summer Smith
- Beth Smith: I was traumatized, Summer; okay, your generation wouldn't get that.
- Summer Smith: Bitch, my generation gets traumatized for breakfast!
- Summer Smith: Wow, Dad. Your place looks way less like a crackhouse.
- Morty Smith: It's actually clean, like a cocaine house. Dad, what's going on?
- Jerry Smith: Morty, Summer, this is Kiara. She's a Krootabulan warrior princess... from Krootabulon.
- Morty Smith: I know where Krootabulans are from, Dad.
- [addressing Kiara]
- Morty Smith: Chiman Tolo.
- Keara: Chiman Tolo, younglings.
- Summer Smith: Hymen cholo...
- Summer Smith: [Jerry dropping off the kids, asking if he can use them as the excuse to break up with Keara.] That's you, dad. That's you. You're a baby and an idiot.
- Jerry Smith: I think that's been established, Summer. Now, help me.
- Summer Smith: First, I want you to admit that you're a closet racist, a beta-male sexist, and you dragged everyone into a horrible situation by only thinking of yourself.
- Jerry Smith: [sighing.] Okay.
- Summer Smith: I want to hear you say it.
- Jerry Smith: [sighs deeply.] Look. I'm a closeted racist, and I'm sexist and selfish, and I dragged us all into my sexist, racist bad things because I'm stupid.
- Summer Smith: Thank you.
- Jerry Smith: Now you're gonna help me, right?
- Morty Smith: [With Summer, exiting car.] She just did.
- Summer Smith: Yeah, clean up your own mess.
- Jerry Smith: Wait, wait. What?
- [Dejectedly.]
- Jerry Smith: Oh, man.