iZombie (TV Series)

Salivation Army (2016)

Steven Weber: Vaughn Du Clark

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Quotes 

• [Vaughn Du Clark yells at the zombie Rita] 

  Gilda : Did you ever care about me?

  Vaughn Du Clark : [Vaughn Du Clark yells at Rita]  Do you hear yourself? Do you hear yourself? Making this moment about you! 'Cause I'm the one who stands to lose a billion dollars tonight! Not to mention my reputation! One hundred dead employees, one dead Rob Thomas. I mean, this just looks bad. You think Twitter's gonna be kind?

• [Vaughn Du Clark tells zombie Rita that he's doing everything for her] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : The company is selling for more money than I can ever spend over multiple lifetimes. And now, with all these zombie guinea pigs, finding a cure for you will have my full attention.

  Gilda : Wow. You're doing all this for me?

  Vaughn Du Clark : Yeah, I am.

  Gilda : Yet you couldn't hold an elevator door open for three seconds.

• [Vaughn Du Clark tells zombie Rita that she's going to laugh about being a zombie one day] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : I promise you, one day, years from now, we're gonna be sipping limoncello on the patio of my new Lake Como estate, watching your kids run around, assuming you can still have kids... Whatever, maybe they'll be adopted. Who cares? Anyway, limoncello, frolicking kids and... We're gonna lock eyes across a sundrenched patio and we'll think...

  Vaughn Du Clark : [Vaughn Du Clark giggles]  'Remember... That whole crazy secret basement thing?'

  Vaughn Du Clark : [Vaughn Du Clark chuckles]  'Oh, how far we've come.'

• [Vaughn Du Clark holds up two cocktails for his guest Vivian Stoll] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : Oh, cocktails! Perfect timing. Cellblock Mango, or Convicted Melon? Which would you prefer, Viv?

  Vivian Stoll : Vian. I only drink liquor that comes out of a barrel. The way God intended.

  Vaughn Du Clark : Double-fisted it is, then.

• [Vaughn Du Clark tries to ask Vivian Stoll what her plans with Super Max is going to be] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : So tell me about all the cool stuff your mercenaries will be doing when you pump 'em full of Super Max. They gonna be dodging bullets Keanu Reeves-style, huh?

  Vivian Stoll : You know, the thing about private military contractors is that they love gabbing with strangers about what they do.

• [Vaughn Du Clark welcomes musician Rob Thomas to the stage] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : Who's ready to have their world rocked? I cannot tell you how much I love this man, okay? His music is ripped from the headlines of my soul. And if his song Real World is not on your cardio playlist, I don't want to know you. Ladies and gentleman, the one, the only, Rob Thomas!

• [Vaughn Du Clark watches Liv shoot the zombie Drake dead] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : Dead. Oh, man! She shot him! Okay? Shot him dead! Well, more dead. A couple more deaths, we're gonna be able to change this Lifetime movie into a Greek tragedy.

• [Vaughn Du Clark sets the zombies free into Major's cell] 

  Vaughn Du Clark : Dinner is served! Go get 'em, guys!

  Vaughn Du Clark : [the zombies stop and grunt at the glass]  What's the dealio? Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Jason Priestly-type? Hey! Hey, dummies! There's your first course. Hot cross brains. Right there!

  Vaughn Du Clark : [the zombies completely ignore Major when Du Clark suddenly gets it]  Oh... Snap. Yeah, I'm arguing with a dead guy.

• [Major leaves Vaughn Du Clark trapped in the elevator with raging zombies trying to get in] 

  Major Lilywhite : I know you're a fan of submarine movies, so I'm sure you'll understand.

  Vaughn Du Clark : [Vaughn Du Clark screams]  No, no, no, no. No! Ah!

  Major Lilywhite : Good luck!

  [Major closes the roof to the elevator]