Joe Gilgun credited as playing...
Cassidy
- Jesse Custer: Why we always talking about me? What's your story, Cassidy?
- Cassidy: No, it's pretty typical, really. I am a 119 year-old vampire from Dublin City.
- Jesse Custer: [laughs]
- Cassidy: And I'm currently on the run from a group of vampire-hunting religious vigilantes who keep tracking me down somehow. What else? I'm a right-handed Sagittarius. I love Chinese food. I've never seen the Pacific Ocean. And I think that The Big Labowski's overrated.
- Cassidy: What the bloody hell happened there?
- Jesse Custer: Shotgun. Tried to kill himself.
- Cassidy: He's walking the earth with a face like an arsehole. Should've tried harder. Was than an un-Christian like thing to say, was it?
- Jesse Custer: Pretty much.
- Cassidy: All right. Poor lad.
- Jesse Custer: Be here. Work hard, help others, preach the Gospel. Be one of the good guys.
- Cassidy: Do you know what? He has a plan for me, too.
- Jesse Custer: I'm sure He does.
- Cassidy: His plan for me is to let you know that his plan for you is the dumbest, most boring plan he's ever come up with.