iZombie (TV Series)
Eternal Sunshine of the Caffeinated Mind (2016)
Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti
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Quotes
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[Major tries to rush Ravi for the zombie cure]
Major Lilywhite : Now, imagine how put out the guy who invented the polio vaccine must've been. You know, what with all the impatient children dying of polio stacking up.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Jonas Salk is the man's name. Perhaps if he'd score a touchback for the Huskers.
Major Lilywhite : Or a touchdown for the Huskies.
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[first lines]
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi tells Major and Liv what he salvaged from their unburied Utopium bodies] Stomach acid ate through all of the tainted Utopium-filled condoms they swallowed, but luckily, one of them had the good sense to stash these in their prison wallet, allowing me to salvage enough powder...
Major Lilywhite : If not your dignity.
Ravi Chakrabarti : ...to create more cure.
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[the coffee shop cashier Darcy reads Ravi their thought of the day]
Darcy : 'We must become the change we wish to see in the world.' That's Gandhi.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Your boss is Gandhi?
Darcy : No, the quote is Gandhi.
Ravi Chakrabarti : I know that. Of course I know that. I'm British. That manky old git cost us the crown jewel of our empire.
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[Liv asks Ravi if he heard what the last words of Leslie Morgan were while at the coffee shop]
Olivia Moore : Did you happen to catch her last words?
Ravi Chakrabarti : 'I'll get the pooper-scooper!' Then, ker-splat.
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[Liv tries to justify the death of Leslie Morgan]
Olivia Moore : Maybe this is God's way of saying, 'Whoa, Seattle, too much coffee.'
Ravi Chakrabarti : Not just any coffee. Positivity has Seattle's best coffee, verified by three straight titles in the local alt weekly reader's poll. Served up by the city's foxiest cashier. That part's simply my opinion.
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[Liv examines Leslie Morgan's brain and finds a piece of concrete in it]
Olivia Moore : [Liv holds up a piece of Leslie's brain] You missed a piece of sidewalk.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Fiber.
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[Liv on coffee-girl-brain asks Clive what his notion of Heaven is]
Olivia Moore : What's your notion of Heaven, Clive?
Clive Babineaux : Just, you know, Heaven-heaven.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Except in 'Clive-heaven' things are a little bit tougher than here on Earth.
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[Liv on coffee-girl-brain asks Clive what brings him to the morgue on a beautiful morning]
Olivia Moore : So, what brings you down here on this beautiful morning?
Clive Babineaux : It's raining.
Olivia Moore : [Liv with a smile] That's liquid sunshine, my friend. Don't believe me? Ask a farmer. Or a duck.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Or Gene Kelly.
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[Ravi reminds Major that science is a marathon]
Ravi Chakrabarti : Science is a marathon, not a sprint.
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[Ravi tests Liv with a Jennifer Lawrence question]
Ravi Chakrabarti : Little test here, Liv. Jennifer Lawrence, out of my league?
Olivia Moore : She'd be lucky to have you.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Of course she would.
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[Ravi tells Liv that he'll ask Cher for her alibi]
Olivia Moore : You won't ask a poor orphaned girl for her alibi? Clive would. But not you. You're a softie like me.
Ravi Chakrabarti : You know, I'm offended. I'm just as hard as the next man. Yeah? Be it Clive, or Jason Statham, or Dwayne Johnson. A man so hard, he was once called The Rock.
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[coffee-shop-brain Liv chooses to believe that the spirit of Leslie Morgan is in a better place]
Olivia Moore : What a mess. Poor thing. I choose to believe she's in a better place now.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Than under an air conditioner, you mean?
Olivia Moore : I'm talking about Shangri-La. The happy hunting grounds. Valhalla. The great coffee shop in the sky.
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[Major and Ravi see New Hope the test rat subject dead in its cage]
Major Lilywhite : It's not like whatever happens to this rat happens to me.
Ravi Chakrabarti : Oh! Hey! Maybe he's grown wings and like super powerful...
Ravi Chakrabarti : [when both Major and Ravi find New Hope dead] Balls.
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[Ravi tells Darcy what the millennium falcon is]
Ravi Chakrabarti : Bonjour, Darcy I've been at the lab all day, so I didn't really get a chance to primp. So, apologies if my hair looks like I've been driving with my head outside the window of the millennium falcon.
Darcy : Is that the new ford? The one for millennials?
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi chuckles] Ford. Well played. Wait, what?
Darcy : Hmm?
Ravi Chakrabarti : Hmm? The millennium falcon. A modified yt-1300 light freighter? Piloted by Han Solo? Played by Harrison Ford in Star Wars.
Darcy : Oh, Star Wars. Right.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Ravi smiles] Yeah.
Darcy : I've never seen it.
[when Ravi loses all expression in his face]
