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  • Don Roobles grossed me out with his "Dogging Mission" videos, preserving on film (or rather video) the peculiar British phenomenon of aberrant public blow jobs and hand jobs. (A fake Showtime documentary series showed this nonsense in an American variation cleaned up and virtually unrecognizable, as merely voyeuristic meet-ups to watch exhibitionist couples have sex in public.)

    Not content with cranking out hundreds of "dogging" videos for web content over the past decade, Roobles extends his race to the gutter with an in-door variant here titled "Sex Cinema Sluts". The repetitive (the man deals in a mindset of strictly 10 to 15 minute vignettes, rigidly formatted with only the girls changing places) feature takes place at a British local sex shop where a little theater exists behind a creaky door (the door squeak for each segment is perhaps the most memorable feature of the entire project).

    Each of the pro or semi-pro actresses Roobles has wrangled is subjected to a brief but inane interview by the great man himself, who then follows her into the darkened "cinema" where a random porn video is being projected. She then sucks off and helps to jerk off a half dozen or dozen patrons whose faces are mercifully kept hidden, all to result in as much spunk as possible covering her face and breasts. That's it.

    NOTE to IMDb users: I typed "w*nk" spelled out instead of jerk off here and was notified that that is a forbidden word, hence the change. Just proves that Amazon ownership hasn't taken the British starch out of this website you're currently using.

    Boiler-plate end credits indicate that Don brings along his Killergram team to crank out this junk, even though it doesn't seem as professional as their usual feature videos credited to DiSanto (who takes editing credit here, probably having Roobles' raw footage dumped on his desk to try and coax into a releasable product).

    Of the five actresses subjected to this minor humiliation, there are two ringers, busty Aaliyah Ca Pelle, whose name has intrigued me for a while and deserves (and sometimes gets) better assignments, as in her featured role in fellow Killergram exec Anjali Kara's romantic feminist porn opus "What She Wants" shot for daring! media. An even more interesting case is Tiffany Naylor, impressive starring in a phony "amateur" exercise from JoyBear Films titled "Sexology Part 1". Both of them are veterans of Don's "dogging" videos, but Naylor seems to have entered a permanent "amateur limbo" wherein she keeps showing up in professional porn releases as an amateur - I wonder what constitutes the threshold to earn your official "pro" card? Perhaps a little hooking on the side will do the trick, pun intended.