Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- Anthony DiNozzo: Our victim's got three ex-wives, and not one of them wants to come down to ID the body.
- Ellie Bishop: And the one I spoke with wants to know where to send a "Thank you" note.
- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Gibbs enters] I have no idea how to relate to that.
- Timothy McGee: [DiNozzo arrives at the crime scene] Where's your date?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Probably the same place as your download dinner, McBite Me.
- Delilah: No comment.
- Ellie Bishop: So, what else does Leah do?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Uhhh, I have no idea.
- Timothy McGee: Where's she from?
- Anthony DiNozzo: She is from... I have no idea.
- Timothy McGee: Do you talk at all to the girls that you're dating, ever?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Talking's overrated, McOprah.
- Timothy McGee: Actually Tony, I think that communication is the key to a solid relationship.
- Anthony DiNozzo: I find it difficult to take communication advice from a guy who talks to his girlfriend in binary.
- Anthony DiNozzo: She's the first triple-T I've been with an about 3 years.
- Ellie Bishop: Triple-T, do I even want to know?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Tall, Tasty, Trust-funded.
- Leah Ramsey: Tell me, where do you keep your gun?
- Anthony DiNozzo: I keep it in a secure place until it's needed.
- Leah Ramsey: And how do you know when it's needed?
- Anthony DiNozzo: A man and his gun have a special relationship.
- Leah Ramsey: Sounds like you take good care of it.
- Anthony DiNozzo: I have to. A gun that isn't well-maintained could cost someone their life.
- Leah Ramsey: What's wrong?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Why would a marksman maintain his weapon so poorly?
- Amy Harrison: [Tony is playing the piano and singing "Strangers in the Night"] You are very very good at that. Are you as good with that gun of yours?
- Anthony DiNozzo: [sings] I never miss a shot/Even at high noon/How on Earth could petty/ Officer Muldoon?/It took him three shots/To nail that guy.
- Amy Harrison: I don't think those are the words.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Please give me a second chance.
- Leah Ramsey: Here's my email.
- Anthony DiNozzo: When can I see you again?
- Leah Ramsey: Never. I just really want to know how this case you've been talking about for the last hour turns out.
- Anthony DiNozzo: We know the girl is involved
- [Tony draws a stick figure with boobs]
- Timothy McGee: Tony, I think you may have gone a little overboard with you're stick fugure's non-sticky parts.
- Anthony DiNozzo: Well how else are you supposed to know that it's female? Unless she starts nagging me about what a bad date I am.
- Delilah Fielding: Um, long hair?
- Ellie Bishop: Skirt.
- [Tony adds long hair and a skirt to the stick figure]