Nigel Planer credited as playing...
- Rick: Take a look at her hair, it's real!
- Neil: If you don't believe what I say...
- Mike: Just feel.
- Vyvyan: GONNA LOCK HER UP IN A TRUNK!
- [Vyvyan's loud voice makes Cliff Richard flinch as he hears it through his headphones]
- Mike: So no big hunk...
- Cliff Richard: [singing] Can steal her away from me.
- Rick: I still feel that locking girls in trunks is politically unsound.
- Mike: It's only a song, Rick.
- Neil: Well, I feel sorry for the elephant.
- Neil: Ow.
- Mike: Untie Neil's legs, Vyvyan.
