Quotes

Star Crossed Lovers

Will: Right Kate, you swig the potion, Florian finds you, thinks you dead and breaks off the engagement. I can't see how it can possibly go wrong.

Will: This is England. One wouldst more likely see a toothless crone with a tooth than an English rut-filler actually filling a rut! Fortunately.

Will: These Oxbridge yobbos are extraordinarily strong, having spent their entire lives with literarily enough to eat.

Florian: If Kate be dead, then Florian need not live. Perchance some trace of poison does linger on her lips. A kiss and I will share her fate...
Will: Blimey. He's taking it a bit harder than I expected.
Florian: And yet no friendly drop remains. Perchance she did brush her teeth and then gargle after drinking it. Thus with a dagger I die!

Will: Brilliant, I always say there's nothing more fascinating than actors talking about themselves.

Will: Exactly, I thought it might be fun to hear my Juliet had spoken her true voice before a middle-aged man with two half coconuts down his bodice gets over it.

Anne: Don't do comedy, it's not your strong point.
Will: It is my strong point wife, it just requires lengthy explanation and copious footnotes. If you do your research my stuff is actually really funny.

Will: I've sent word to the theatre that the two tunnels which lie beneath the bridge be blocked.
Anne: Pardon?
Will: The two tunnels which lie beneath the bridge be blocked. Two tunnels? Beneath a bridge? Anyone? Nose, my loves. Nose! I've told Burbage that my nose be snotted and I would not work this week or next.
Anne: Why didn't you just say "nose"?
Will: It's what I do!

Will: I just need a simple potion that will render a person seemingly dead but from which they will fully recover at the appropriate moment.
Apothecary: Well, we have Play Dead. Or else you could buy my own brand of the mixture, which is exactly the same but half the price.
Will: Hm, I I think I'll stick to the popular brand, thank you. I'm happy to pay a little more for the nebulous sense of comfort that a public brand imbues.

Kate: Kate: Oh, my God, Mr Shakespeare, it's brilliant. Timeless. Deathless! "The Most Tragical History Of Romeo And Julian.''
Will: WS: Oh, yes That should be Juliet, obviously. Romeo And Julian was but a working title.Early exploratory stuff.It meanteth nothing...
Bottom: Yeah, right!
Will: What?
Bottom: Well, come on, master.We live in t'same house.I've heard you reading out your sonnets.Especially 1 to 226.
Will: Those poems are about a platonic hierarchical relationship.God's naughty etchings! Why does everybody presume that just because I write 126 love poems to an attractive boy, I must be. I must be some kind of bechambered hugger-tugger.

Will: Kate, don't go there, lady acting is illegal but beside, girls can't act just as they cannot practice law, cure the sick, handle financial matters, will stand for any office.
Kate: No woman has ever been allowed to try any of those things.
Will: Because they can't do them!

Will: But Kate, you know very well that it is illegal for girls to do anything interesting.

Greene: Master Shakey Poet, a word if you please?
Will: Shakespeare, Master Greene, my name is Shakespeare.
Greene: Yeah I know your name sirrur, I was addressing you by trade, shakey poet, just as I would address a house builder as Master Builder or a ship's carpenter Master Carpenter.
Bottom: And what would you call a bear bater, Master Greene?
Greene: Master Bater.
Bottom: [aside to Shakespeare] See what I did there?
Will: [to Bottom] Brilliant. Loved it.

Will: In England, I'm afraid, it's not what you know, it's what dead farmyard animals you rogered at university.

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What is the broadcast (satellite or terrestrial TV) release date of Star Crossed Lovers (2016) in Brazil?