Johnny Galecki credited as playing...
Leonard Hofstadter
- [first lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: I have a question about Batman. Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat. Manbat is a part man part bat hybrid. Now, if Manbat dressed up as a man to fight crime, would he be Manbatman;?
- Leonard Hofstadter: No, he'd be Batmanbat.
- Raj Koothrappali: But wouldn't Manbatman just be a batman that was bitten by a radioactive man?
- Howard Wolowitz: But Batman is a man. You're talking about a man who would have the powers of a man. That's just Manman.
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, isn't Manman just Man?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well, what if Manman dressed as a bat?
- Raj Koothrappali: Well, that's just Batman.
- Leonard Hofstadter: No, if a man dresses as a bat, that's Batman, but if Manman dresses as a bat that's Batmanman.
- Howard Wolowitz: So, does that answer your question?
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I haven't asked it yet.
- [last lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: [knock-knock-knock] Leonard.
- [knock-knock-knock]
- Sheldon Cooper: Leonard.
- [knock-knock-knock]
- Sheldon Cooper: Leonard.
- Leonard Hofstadter: What?
- Sheldon Cooper: I never got to ask my question about Batman.
- Leonard Hofstadter: What is it?
- Sheldon Cooper: If Batman were bitten by a radioactive manbat and then fought crime disguised as Manbat, would he be Manbatmanbatman or simply Manbatmanbatbatman?
- Penny Hofstadter: Is he still wearing the Batman suit under the Manbat suit?
- Sheldon Cooper: I'll be back.
- Sheldon Cooper: A party sub implies it's a party.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Your attendance implies it's not.
- Sheldon Cooper: I like a party as much as the next man. As long as the next man doesn't like a party.
- Raj Koothrappali: That's Claire; gotta run.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Thought you were back with Emily.
- Raj Koothrappali: Uh, actually, I'm seeing both of them.
- Leonard Hofstadter: You mean like through their window from behind a bush?
- Penny Hofstadter: Uh-oh, somebody's still pouting.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Leave me alone.
- Penny Hofstadter: If it's because you lost a stick, I know where it went.
- Penny Hofstadter: I don't always defend Sheldon.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, yes, you do; you know you have a weird brother-sister Elliott-E.T. relationship with him.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Did you know she has him add things to the roommate agreement so she can get her way and not fight with you about it?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Son of a bitch.