Charlize Theron credited as playing...
- Marlo: I bet you have big plans. I mean, your twenties are great. They are, but then your thirties come around the corner like a garbage truck at five AM.
- Marlo: Girls don't heal.
- Tully: Girls heal.
- Marlo: No, we don't.
- Marlo: We might look like we're all better, but if you look close, we're covered in concealer.
- Tully: Fuck.
- Marlo: If I had a dream that didn't come true, I could at least be pissed off at the world. Instead I'm just pissed off at myself.
- Marlo: [driving through her old Brooklyn neighborhood for the first time in years] That's a dog bakery now!
- Tully: What was it before?
- Marlo: A bakery for humans. People used to eat flour back then.
- Marlo: [thinking a good looking bartender didn't notice her] Nobody wants to fuck Mommy, okay?
- Tully: There's an entire genre of porn dedicated to exactly that.
- Tully: I'm here to take care of you.
- Marlo: I thought you were taking care of the baby.
- Tully: Yeah, but you pretty much are the baby. I mean, even though this one's been earth-side for three weeks, her DNA is still inside of you.
- Marlo: [chuckles] Right, yeah.
- Tully: No, actually her cells will hang around in your bloodstream for years, and though Mia here will be her own person someday, right now she's still very much an extension of you. She knows your smell, your voice, your heartbeat. And you know her better than anyone. I mean, you built her from the toes up.
- Drew: Can we keep her?
- Marlo: She's not a dog.
- Elyse: [about Marlo's pregnancy] She could have it in the ofuro. We just got this Japanese soaking tub. Craig's boss gave it to us.
- Marlo: Wow. My boss once gave me the flu.
- Marlo: [sarcastically] I want to kill myself.
- Sarah: What?
- Drew: No, mommy's just joking, honey. Like a clown.
- Marlo: [mime-honks her nose] Honk!
- Marlo: [to Jonah who has his hands over his groin] You need to go to the bathroom, buddy?
- [Jonah doesn't respond either verbally or non-verbally]
- Marlo: You just being your own best friend?
- [Jonah nods positively and smiles, to which Marlo laughs]
