Colleen Ballinger credited as playing...
Miranda Sings
- Miranda Sings: You people are monsters! All of you! I've been reading your comments, and you all say MEAN, HORRIBLE THINGS! Look at this! "You have lipstick on your teech" I would never put lipstick there! It could get infected!
- Miranda Sings: Oh, you know what, actually, I have an announcement before we get started! I just wanna say, please... don't be intimidated by me. I can tell by the looks on your faces that you're all freaking out, like: "Oh my gosh, this girl is so much prettier and so much more talented than all of us, what are we gonna do?" Just being honest... this is going to really help your careers, okay? Maybe I could rub off on you a little bit. Not like physically rub on you, 'cause that'd be weird. I'm a good girl. He's watching, so... anyways, all right! Let's get started, shall we? Let's do this!
- April: Look, Miranda, you need to leave!
- Miranda Sings: What are you doing! Get your stinking hands off of me!
- April: Just... get out of here! You're ruining the whole night for everyone!
- Miranda Sings: ME? Look who's talking, Miss Chesticle-Crack-out-for-everyone-to-see! It's disgusting. I'm embarassed for you.