Mädchen Amick credited as playing...
Alice Cooper
- Alice Cooper: Hermoine Lodge. Park Ave Princess to cater waiter.
- Hermione Lodge: Alice Cooper. No longer lactose intolerant, I see.
- Alice Cooper: How's Veronica? Oh, you don't even know, do you? The things they're saying about your daughter at school?
- Hermione Lodge: What things?
- Alice Cooper: Slut-shaming. It's what they call it when sluts get shamed.
- Betty Cooper: [to her mother] You should be writing about the real story. What happened to Jason? Who was holding him captive? Why was he frozen? And who shot that gun on July 4th?
- Alice Cooper: Yes, well, if you're so keen on reporting, then why don't you come work with your father and me? The Register could really use a Lois Lane type like you.
- Alice Cooper: [as Betty explores new color scheme for her lips] Seduce Scarlet doesn't suit you, dear.
- Betty Cooper: It's Polly's. I'm borrowing it.
- Alice Cooper: Polly grew up too fast. I don't want you to make the same mistake.
- Betty Cooper: Well, I like it. It makes me feel... powerful.