Lesley Manville credited as playing...
Cyril
- Cyril: Don't pick a fight with me, you certainly won't come out alive. I'll go right through you and it'll be you who ends up on the floor. Understood?
- Reynolds Woodcock: Is there something I'm unaware of? Because as far as I can remember, all I've done is to dress her beautifully.
- Cyril: I don't think that matters to some people, I think they want what is fashionable and chic.
- Reynolds Woodcock: Chic? Oh, don't you start using that filthy little word, Chic! Whoever invented that ought to be spanked in public. I don't... I don't even know what that word means! What is that word? Fucking chic! They should be hung, drawn, and quartered. Fucking chic.
- Cyril: It shouldn't concern you.
- Reynolds Woodcock: It does concern me, It concerns me very much Cyril because it hurts my feelings... it hurts my feelings.
- Cyril: So, What's all this moaning about?
- Reynolds Woodcock: I'm not moaning, I do not like to be turned away from.
- Cyril: Nobody does, but I don't want to hear it because it hurts my ears.
- Reynolds Woodcock: I'm so hungry. Delighted that we have cream in the house.
- Cyril: Yes!
- Reynolds Woodcock: It makes all the difference.
- Cyril: It is essential in porridge.
- Reynolds Woodcock: A little bit naughty though.
- Reynolds Woodcock: I really wish I hadn't heard this until later on, Cyril. It's very unsettling.
- Cyril: Well, chin up.
- Cyril: His routine, when he's in it, is best not shaken. This is a quiet time. Not to be misused. If breakfast isn't right, it's very hard for him to recover for the rest of the day.