Kristen Bell credited as playing...
Eleanor Shellstrop
- [first lines]
- Chidi Anagonye: So, Aristotle was Plato's student. And Aristotle believes that your character is voluntary, because it's just the result of your actions, which are under your control. For example, right now, you have made the insane choice to ignore the person who is literally trying to save you from eternal damnation.
- Eleanor Shellstrop: No, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm listening. Uh, I just... are we sure we should be paying attention to these guys? It's like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics?
- Chidi Anagonye: Plato.
- Eleanor Shellstrop: Oh, so now I'm supposed to be nice and make friends and treat her with mutual respect?
- Chidi Anagonye: Yeah.
- Eleanor Shellstrop: That exactly what she wants me to do, Chidi, wake up!
- Chidi Anagonye: That... that's what everyone wants everyone to do.
- [last lines]
- Eleanor Shellstrop: Okay, you're right. I don't belong here. Michael made a mistake. But I'm trying, dude. I'm really trying to be a good person. And I think I'm changing for the better, so just please, please don't rat me out.
- Jianyu Li: Don't worry, I won't.
- [sighs]
- Jianyu Li: Because I'm not supposed to be here, either. I don't know how I got here, I have no idea what's going on, and I am freakin' out, homey! You got to help me. I'm scared!
- Eleanor Shellstrop: What?