Alan Tudyk credited as playing...
KnowsMore
- [from trailer]
- KnowsMore: Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today?
- Ralph: Umm...
- KnowsMore: Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami?
- Ralph: No.
- KnowsMore: Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?
- Ralph: Rrrrrr!
- KnowsMore: Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?
- Vanellope: [to Ralph] I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.
- KnowsMore: My AutoFill is a touch aggressive today.
- Vanellope: Let me try. Take me to a website that's super intense and really nuts.
- KnowsMore: Oh, I only found one result.
- Ralph: [from trailer; Ralph is frustrated because of KnowsMore's AutoFill] Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. This guy's a little soft-boiled.
- Vanellope: I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.
- KnowsMore: Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's a touch aggressive, today.
- Vanellope: Let me try.
- [She clears her throat]
- Vanellope: Ebay Sugar Rush steering wheel!
- [She slams the search button. KnowsMore convulses wildly and colours flash. He returns to normal]
- KnowsMore: Oh. I only found one result for your query!
- [He shows the webpage for the steering wheel they need being sold on Ebay]
- KnowsMore: Hmm. Isn't that interesting!
- Ralph: What? How did you-?
- Vanellope: Ah, the Internet's very intuitive.
- [to KnowsMore]
- Vanellope: Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore!
- KnowsMore: Well, you're welcome.
- KnowsMore: Either you put all the clones in therapy,- not very realistic,- or the antivirus district is surrounded by a gate made from security software. If Vanellope could somehow lead all of the clones through the gate, they would be deleted all at once; sort of a co-dependent Pied Piper situation.
- Vanellope: We know a pied piper!
- Ralph: We do?
- Vanellope: Yesss!
- Ralph: Who?
- Vanellope: Yesss!
- Ralph: But who is it?
- [Vanellope hangs her head downward, and then Ralph finally gets it a moment later]
- Ralph: Oh, you mean Yesss!