Pokémon: Detective Pikachu (2019)
Ryan Reynolds: Detective Pikachu
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Quotes
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Detective Pikachu : [singing while sobbing] I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
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Detective Pikachu : Have you ever talked to a woman before?
Tim Goodman : I've talked to women before!
Detective Pikachu : When was that, in the the birth canal?
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Detective Pikachu : Should I talk about the fact that your childhood bed is a Pikachu bed?
Tim Goodman : It's a coincidence.
Detective Pikachu : I've never been so flattered and creeped out at the same time.
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Detective Pikachu : At this point, how could you not believe in climate change?
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Detective Pikachu : Maybe she can tell us about the long-term psychological effects of being strapped to a baby seat... next to a bomb!
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Detective Pikachu : [from trailer]
[Tim has a stapler in his hand, and he doesn't know Pikachu can talk]
Detective Pikachu : Oh, geez.
[climbing up the top of the drawers]
Detective Pikachu : Here we go. I know you can't understand me; but put down the stapler, or *I* will electrocute *you*!
[Tim drops the stapler in shock]
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Detective Pikachu : Oh, that's a twist. That is very twisty.
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Detective Pikachu : [to Psyduck, trying to rile him up] I hated rubbing your feet! I can never forgive my hands for what they've done!
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Detective Pikachu : Harry faked his own death... or someone else faked Harry's death... or Harry faked someone else's death. Wait, that last one doesn't work, does it?
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Detective Pikachu : Pika pika?
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Detective Pikachu : I can't help but notice your childhood bed is a Pikachu bed.
Tim Goodman : It's a coincidence.
Detective Pikachu : I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear you. I've never been so flattered and creeped out at the same time. Are you gonna turn me into a lampshade?
Tim Goodman : I might!
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Tim Goodman : I don't need a Pokémon, period,
Detective Pikachu : Then what about a world-class detective? Because if you wanna find your pops, I'm your best bet. We're gonna do this, you and me.
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Detective Pikachu : All I'm hearing are consonants, and all I'm seeing are nipples.
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Detective Pikachu : [holds his finger out to Tim] Smell my finger.
Tim Goodman : I will never smell your finger.
Detective Pikachu : Coward.
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Detective Pikachu : [from trailer] They try to talk to me all the time, but all they hear is "Pika-pika!"
Tim Goodman : [to a person's girlfriend, asking if she can understand Pikachu speaking] You can hear him... right?
Detective Pikachu : [in his Pokemon voice] Pika-pika!
Girlfriend : [to Pikachu] Yeah, pika-pika-pika! He's adorable!
Detective Pikachu : [to the girlfriend] *You're* adorable!
[pause, knowing that only Tim can understand him]
Detective Pikachu : They can't understand me, kid.
Tim Goodman : [exasperated, knowing that no one can understand Pikachu] Can no one else hear him?
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Detective Pikachu : Wait a minute. You can understand me?
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Detective Pikachu : I forgot how to use my powers!
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Detective Pikachu : Let's do this Pokémon battle thing done right!
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Detective Pikachu : [when Tim finds him in his apartment] Aw, jeez. Here we go
[Climbs on a dresser]
Detective Pikachu : [Slowly] I know you can't understand me, but put down the stapler or I will electrocute you.
Tim Goodman : [Drops stapler]