Avery Hayes credited as playing...
Young Eleanor
- Donna Shellstrop: [Young Eleanor's mother comes running into the living room wearing high heels and a short skirt, carrying a drink with a straw, in a wine glass] I drove here as fast as I could! You scored free Wrestlemania tickets?
- Young Eleanor: There are no tickets, mom, I knew that was the only way I could get you here.
- Doug Shellstrop: Ha, ha - burn!
- Donna Shellstrop: Eleanor, just because your father and I are divorced does not mean that you can disrespect me like this, okay? We are a family.
- [Points at cake on coffee table]
- Donna Shellstrop: Whose birthday is it?
- Young Eleanor: Mine!
- Doug Shellstrop: Are you serious? No way!
- [Talking to the TV]
- Doug Shellstrop: It's a BS foul on Chapman.
- Young Eleanor: And since you both forgot, again, which means you definitely didn't get me a present, again, I got myself something - I just need you to sign it.
- Donna Shellstrop: Emancipation papers... honey!
- [Smiles and pauses]
- Donna Shellstrop: What does emancipation mean?
- Young Eleanor: It means I'll be on my own. All my life I've been taking care of myself and you, guys.
- [Looks at her mom]
- Young Eleanor: I work two after school jobs because you blew half my college fund bailing your boyfriend out of jail.
- Doug Shellstrop: So irresponsible!
- Young Eleanor: [Looking at her dad] And you blew the other half trying to frame her boyfriend.
- Donna Shellstrop: It was so stupid, he was already guilty, dumbass!
- Young Eleanor: Hey, Dad, just a warning, Mom's gonna be here in a second.
- Doug Shellstrop: Ugh, your mother's coming? Oh, boy, hide the silverware.
- Young Eleanor: You mean the silverware you stole from Mom?
- Doug Shellstrop: Yeah, but she keeps trying to steal it back.