- Bertram Gilfoyle: Dinesh, the one good thing that came out of you slapping your body against that cyberterrorist in a vulgar parody of the act of love is that we finally have a network with real security value.
- Donald 'Jared' Dunn: True, but overall, we're firmly in the top 30,000 Hooli phone apps. I mean, we may not be a global epidemic yet, but... we've leapt from bat saliva to humans and... and we've just killed our first villagers.