Brian Posehn credited as playing...
Bert Kibbler
- Bert: Could you not say anything about this to the people at the University? You know, 'cause you're you and I'm me, and it's kind of embarrassing.
- Penny Hofstadter: What do you mean she's her?
- Bert: Well, you know how Amy's the coolest girl on campus, right?
- Penny Hofstadter, Amy Farrah Fowler: No!
- Bert: Oh, yeah, everybody thinks so.
- Penny Hofstadter: What? You tell me about your foot fungus, but this is a secret?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm sure it's just 'cause I'm dating Sheldon.
- Bert: Hm, actually, I think Sheldon's popular because he's dating *you*.
- Penny Hofstadter: Now Sheldon's popular? What is happening?
- Bert: It makes sense you two are friends. I mean, hot girls always stick together.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: And you thought this wasn't going to be a great party.
- Penny Hofstadter: You know, I had no idea Cal Tech is *exactly* like my high school.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, it's not *exactly* like it. We're all extremely smart.
- Penny Hofstadter: Wow, you popular girls are mean.
- Penny Hofstadter: So Amy's cool, Sheldon's cool. Tell me about Leonard.
- Bert: Who?
- Penny Hofstadter: Leonard Hofstadter.
- Bert: Oh, him. I guess he's alright. Apparently, he tricked some hot girl into marrying him.