Billy Eichner credited as playing...
Timon
- Timon: [distracting the hyenas] Ma chère mademoiselle, we are proud to present... your dinner. Be. Our. Gue - ahhhh!
- [Before he can finish performing, the hyenas chase him and Pumbaa off]
- Pumbaa: I missed 'em, I'm gonna get one of those vultures one day; I'm gonna get one!
- Timon: I don't know why it's so important to you.
- Pumbaa: I just feel like it would make me feel better.
- [gasps]
- Pumbaa: Oh no, it's a little lion!
- Timon: That is not a lion.
- Pumbaa: Well then, go check it out; what is it?
- Timon: That is not a lion, it's a furry bird.
- Pumbaa: It looks like a lion.
- Timon: It's not a li--let me get a closer look, excuse me.
- [huffs]
- Timon: All right, let me see what we're dealing with here.
- [alarmed]
- Timon: It's a lion! Run for your life, Pumbaa!
- Pumbaa: Wait, hey, Timon, wait, wait, hey, Timon, it's a little lion!
- Timon: [hiding behind rock] It gets bigger.
- Pumbaa: Can we keep him, can we please keep him? Oh, oh, okay, I promise I'll walk him every day; if he makes a little mess, I'll clean it up!
- Timon: You'll be his little mess; he's gonna eat you and then use my body as a toothpick.
- Pumbaa: But one day when he's big and strong, he'll be on our side.
- Timon: I got it: what if he's on our side? Hear me out: having a ferocious lion around might not be a bad idea.
- Pumbaa: Well then, can we keep him?
- Timon: Yes, of course we can keep him! My God, who's the brains of this operation?
- Pumbaa: [singing] We're gonna name him Fred!
- Timon: [Pumbaa tells his story of never having any friends because of his flatulence problem, but Timon is quick to remind him that he wasn't totally alone] I was always here for you. I resent that.
- Timon: [Pumbaa asks Timon if he was ever gonna to interrupted him from saying farted] No, I wasn't; you disgust me
- Timon: [Timon's assessing the barren, skeleton-ridden Pride Rock] Talk about a fixer-upper. I think you went heavy on the carcass