Corey Sevier credited as playing...
- Dori: Being miserable does not make you deep.
- Michael: No, but being deep often makes you miserable.
- Dori: Do lines like this actually work on women in the clubs?
- Michael: The shallow ones.
- Dori: Michael, do you want to get rid of me?
- Michael: I'm listening.
- Dori: We're tied together until this book is done. But once you turn it in, you get paid, I get married, we go our separate ways, and then we never have to see each other ever again.
- Michael: Promise?
- Dori: With all of my heart.
