Sofía Vergara credited as playing...
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: If you hear two bodies hit the floor, it's done. If you hear three, one tried to get back up.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Our gate is broken, and Stella keeps getting out in the street. I bought her a shock collar.
- Phil Dunphy: I thought about getting one when Luke was younger. Claire ended up just shaking a can of pennies at him.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [Sees Mitchell staring at them] Ay, watch out, watch out. I think Mitchell is looking at us.
- Cameron Tucker: Okay, I thought I cooled his suspicions this morning. Laugh and disperse.
- [all force laughs and walk separate ways]
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: We do not have much time. We need to go.
- [Gloria and Phil stand up]
- Cameron Tucker: I actually ordered a sandwich.
- [Gloria and Phil sit back down]