Tom Ellis credited as playing...
Lucifer Morningstar
- Charlotte: I just want a chance to start - OVER.
- Lucifer Morningstar: But... going HOME?... That's not starting over-that's-that's going BACKwards...
- [realizing the meaning of Chloe's words]
- Lucifer Morningstar: ... and that's not good for anyone... so it's time for you to move forward, mum.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [as Trixie hands a lollipop to Maze] Oh, love me a lolli!
- Trixie: Sorry, wussies don't get any.
- [She gives a fist bump to Maze]
- Lucifer Morningstar: [to Charlotte] Have you ever considered finding, well, I don't know, a-a place of your own?
- Amenadiel: Yeah. Somewhere away from Dad, maybe?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes. Somewhere familiar, warmer, perhaps?
- Charlotte: You want... You want me back in Hell?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, not "in" Hell, per se, but in charge of Hell. I mean, after all, it is a kingdom without a ruler.
- Amenadiel: He is right. I mean, there's a great opportunity for upward mobility.
- Lucifer Morningstar: This is my fault. I should never have got you involved in any of this from the start.
- Linda Martin: It's not like I didn't know I was dealing with the most powerful, well... the most dysfunctional family in the universe. Lucifer, I walked into this with my eyes wide open, chose to be your friend and face all that comes with that. The good, the bad and the crispy.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, maybe our poor killer's just Chaetophobic.
- [Gets looks]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Fear of hair. Always fun when they turn up in Hell. Lots of wigs involved.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You have experience with emotionally fragile men, don't you?
- Chloe Decker: You're self-aware today.
- Lucifer Morningstar: No, I meant Dan.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I'm simply saying that we should be focusing on more pressing criminal issues.
- Chloe Decker: Such as?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I'm glad you asked, actually.
- [Opens newspaper]
- Lucifer Morningstar: The death of Celeste McDougall. Very suspicious, indeed.
- Chloe Decker: She was 92.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, and fit as a fiddle. I mean, look at that smug face.
- Lucifer Morningstar: This is the real way to move forward, Mum. To create a whole new world. Your own world, without Father.
- Charlotte: What about you? Amenadiel, my children?
- Lucifer Morningstar: You know that if we go back to Heaven, then there will be a war. And in war... there are always casualties.
- Charlotte: The last thing I want is to hurt my children.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I know. So, please... . Let there be light.
- Lucifer Morningstar: It's classic Dad. Hanging the final piece of the Flaming Sword right under our noses... Well... Your nose, this entire time
- Lucifer Morningstar: [Arriving at Dr. Martin's office] Mum. What are you doing here?
- Charlotte: Oh, you know, girl stuff
- Lucifer Morningstar: Naked girl stuff?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Hello, brother. I notice you've changed your look. Where's your pretty necklace?
- Amenadiel: Oh, I've put it in a safe place.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Ah. Keister it, did you?
- Mazikeen: Nope. Already checked. Not there.
- Kathleen Lyon: [Carrying a body bag] I know this looks bad, but we can explain. I'm Ava. This is my sister Kathleen
- Ava Lyon: Hi. How ya doin'?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Friendliest serial killers ever.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [after Charlotte hurls them through Lucifer's piano] Well, now look what you've made her do. I've just had this tuned!
- Amenadiel: *Me*? How about you suggesting Hell as a retirement home? Nice. Maybe if you had just mentioned the pottery class or water aerobics, she would have gone for it.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You know I don't lie, Detective.
- Chloe Decker: But you also don't tell the whole truth... Does this have to do with what you were upset about this morning, with your family?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, but I can't explain, because you wouldn't understand.
- Chloe Decker: Not if you don't talk to me... Never mind. I thought we were past this. Going backwards, Lucifer, is not good. For anyone.
- Lucifer Morningstar: If we don't get you back to Heaven before the detective gets to you, then she is quite literally toast.
- Lucifer Morningstar: You know I don't lie, Detective.
- Chloe Decker: But you also don't tell the whole truth.
- Amenadiel: Mom is not going anywhere!
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I am afraid that we do not have a choice, Brother!