Lifetime's "Premiere" for Sunday, May 28, 2017 was something with the risible title "Sinister Minister" (just try to say that without at least chuckling!), though it was filmed under the less silly but also less clear-cut title "Brightside" — spelled on the film's IMDb.com page as one word even though the actual name of the town where it takes place is "Bright Side" — two words. The film begins with what's by far its best sequence, a hot sexual encounter between the titular sinister minister, known only by his initials "D. J." (Ryan Patrick Shanahan) and a woman he's having an adulterous affair with, though he's feeding her the usual malarkey about how God wouldn't be making it possible for them to love each other if God didn't think it was right. Then D. J. receives word that his wife is dead — she was found hanged in their garage and the officials rule her death a suicide — and a typical Lifetime title advances the time frame to "Three Years Later." Three years later D. J. is the minister in a small town called Bright Side, the woman we saw him adulterously having sex with in the prologue is his wife, but he's already set his sights on her replacement — or rather replacements, since he's attracted to both Patricia "Trish" Corbett (Nikki Howard) and her daughter Sienna (Angelica Briones). Trish got pregnant with Sienna when she was just 15, though she must have married Sienna's dad, since he's discussed in the movie and there's no indication he's a step-parent — but the two divorced a year earlier and Sienna started cutting up, misbehaving, doing worse at school and smoking marijuana after her dad and mom broke up.
Determined to keep her away from the big city and the kinds of trouble Sienna could get into there, Trish moves the two of them to Bright Side, where they check out D. J.'s church one Sunday morning. D. J. checks them out as well, much to Sienna's initial displeasure — "Mom, he's looking at my boobs!" she complains — and she makes it clear she's bored by the whole church thing and suspicious of D. J.'s intentions towards her mom as well as her. Mom, however, is enthralled by the church in general and D. J. in particular, and D. J. is so obviously drooling over both Trish and Sienna I half-expected him to announce to them, "I've decided to leave my church and become a Fundamentalist Mormon, so I can marry both of you." D. J. first sets his sights on Trish, offering her a job when her previous employer, the owner of the "Friendly Joe's" restaurant at which she was working as a waitress, fires her for taking calls on her cell phone at work. He's got a wife already, but a sinister car accident out in the boonies around Bright Side takes care of that little problem; he lives, she dies and the authorities call it an "accident." Then Sienna comes home a few days after D. J.'s last wife died in the "accident" and finds him and her mom necking on the couch, leaves in disgust and locks herself in her room to smoke pot. When D. J. tries to talk to her, she rather coldly informs him that his youth slang is about two decades out of date — presumably it was what was current when he was still roadie'ing for that mysterious big rock band — and Sienna is put out enough by her mom's actions with D. J. that when the two actually get married (with the ceremony officiated by the Black assistant minister in his church) Sienna is nowhere to be found, just as she bolted the funeral service for D. J.'s immediately previous wife.
This being a Lifetime movie, most of Bright Side's little police force buys that the death of the previous Mrs. D. J. was an accident, but not female detective Leslie Mann (Rachel G. Whittle); she's already suspicious that the minister has lost two wives in three years, and she gets even more suspicious when Trish's ex, John Wells (Jeff Marchelletta), turns up in Bright Side. Shortly after he arrives, he disappears and ostensibly takes Sienna with him — Trish finds her room empty and she's left behind a computer-printed letter saying she's left Bright Side to live in the city with her dad — but then a couple of hikers in the woods around Bright Side spot a body that turns out to be John's. "Sinister Minister" was supposedly based on a true story, the arrest and conviction of Rev. Arthur Schirmer in 2013 for the murder of his wife Betty Jean in 2008, followed by his plea of no contest to a charge that in 1999 he killed his first wife Jewel — and it was in connection with the real-life Schirmer case that headline writers apparently coined the phrase "the sinister minister." What's weak about "Sinister Minister" the movie is that the writer and José Montesinos, who directed effectively given what he had to work with, really didn't offer much insight into What Made D. J. Run — a passing remark he makes towards the end about having had an overprotective mother is as close as we get to an explanation for why he's the way he is — and it also doesn't help that the casting person, Scotty Mullen, came up with three women, including Rachel G. Whittle as the woman cop, who look pretty interchangeable. "Sinister Minister" is frustrating because with a little more care, especially in the writing department, it could have been considerably better than the common run of Lifetime movies (where was Christine Conradt that week when they needed her?); instead it's just another sporadically interesting film in which Ryan Patrick Shanahan's performance as D. J. is neither subtle and complex enough to be a genuinely convincing seducer/villain nor flaringly psycho enough to make the character scary.