The Magicians (TV Series)
The Rattening (2017)
Rizwan Manji: Tick Pickwick
Quotes
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Eliot Waugh : We're under attack. The Rattening, now reports of upside down rain.
Tick Pickwick : Correct - as well as ant hills turning into volcanoes, the Balmy Sea turning to acid, and the mysterious disappearance of all blondes in the province of Crickety Cove.
Rafe : The talking animals report this includes palomino horses. Also, every chicken in Fillory has laryngitis.
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Eliot Waugh : Idri's turned into a rat, so it isn't the Lorians. We've incapacitated the FU Fighters. That leaves the people in this room.
Tick Pickwick : Your Highness?
Eliot Waugh : If anyone has anything to say...
Tick Pickwick : I'm embezzling funds from the royal treasury.
[Gasps]
Tick Pickwick : Why did I just say that?
Eliot Waugh : Hah! Because there's truth serum in this wine. I've troothied you. Anyone else?
Rafe : Abigail and I have been using the castle guards to run an escort service.
Eliot Waugh : Gross. But clever. Doesn't help us.