Bob Einstein credited as playing...
Super Dave Osborne
- Himself - Co-Host: I've been I've been chomping at the bits to ask this one; I've been thinking about it all week. Norm told me to come up with some questions for you, and I've just been dying to know: Where do you get your ideas from?
- Bob Einstein: [17 seconds of silence]
- Self - Host: Yeah, I gained 45 pounds.
- Himself - Co-Host: Are you okay? What's going on?
- Self - Host: I'm doing it for a movie.
- Himself - Co-Host: For what role? What's the role?
- Bob Einstein: What do you play - Jackie Gleason? What do you mean you "did it for a movie"?
- Self - Host: It's not a particular movie. I just think they need.. always need a fat guy.
- Bob Einstein: You know, if I had steroids, I'd take them right now.
- Self - Host: Steroids?
- Bob Einstein: Yes, I was to take them right now.
- Self - Host: Why would you take steroids?
- Bob Einstein: Just to get arms all pumped up, I'd get you into a headlock and pop your head.
- Self - Host: Oh, my goodness gracious!
- Self - Host: Why didn't you answer his question?
- Bob Einstein: What was his question?
- Self - Host: Ask him that.
- Bob Einstein: Don't ask that again! That was the dumbest goddamned question I've ever heard.
- Self - Host: He just wanna know where you got your..
- Bob Einstein: Yeah, well, I can tell you where I got it: at Ralph's. That's where I got it.
- Himself - Co-Host: Any particular Ralph's?
- Bob Einstein: Yes, no... it's a Bevery Hills Ralph's.
- Himself - Co-Host: Okay.
- Self - Host: Now, bizarre as a variety show, Adam Egret told me something that I didn't know: he said that you worked with Redd Foxx on a variety show.
- Himself - Co-Host: Yeah, I heard that. I'm dying to hear..
- Bob Einstein: I produced Redd Foxx variety.
- Self - Host: You told me he just worked..
- Bob Einstein: Worked on it?
- Himself - Co-Host: Listen, I mean, according to your Wikipedia page..
- Bob Einstein: What do you think I was - a stagehand, you douche bag?