James Franco credited as playing...
Cowboy (segment "Near Algodones")
- [after barely escaping being hung earlier and about to be hanged again, along with several other men, the cowboy sees a man sobbing in the noose next to him]
- Cowboy (segment "Near Algodones"): First time?
- [the man looks at him, confused]
- Posse Leader (segment "Near Algodones"): Now this here is your opportunity to speak your piece before your sentence is carried out.
- Cowboy (segment "Near Algodones"): That pan-covered son of a bitch back at the bank don't hardly fight fair, in my opinion.
- Posse Leader (segment "Near Algodones"): ...okay. That it?
- Cowboy (segment "Near Algodones"): I reckon it is.
- Posse #1 (segment "Near Algodones"): [the Cowboy is about to get hanged] Can I have your horse?
- Posse #2 (segment "Near Algodones"): No, me.
- Posse Leader (segment "Near Algodones"): You wanna give one of these boys your horse? Save scrapping over it after you pass?
- Cowboy (segment "Near Algodones"): I don't want any of 'em to have it.
- Posse #1 (segment "Near Algodones"): Selfish bastard.
- Posse Leader (segment "Near Algodones"): Do you have anything to say before your sentence is carried out?
- Cowboy (segment "Near Algodones"): [wakes up on a horse with his hands tied behind his back and a noose around his neck] Sentence? What's my sentence?
- [Posse members chuckle]
- Bailiff (segment "Near Algodones"): [brings the shackled Cowboy before a judge sitting on a rocking chair on a porch, grabs his hat off his head and throws it on the ground] No hats in the presence of Judge Hobby!
- Judge (segment "Near Algodones"): What'd this sumbitch do?
- Cowboy (segment "Near Algodones"): Sir, I...
- Bailiff (segment "Near Algodones"): [interrupts] HOLD YOUR TONGUE!
- [turns to the judge, acting sociably]
- Bailiff (segment "Near Algodones"): Sumbitch is a stock-rustler, Your Honor.
- Judge (segment "Near Algodones"): Alleged?
- Bailiff (segment "Near Algodones"): Yes, sir.
- Cowboy (segment "Near Algodones"): Sir, I never...
- Bailiff (segment "Near Algodones"): [interrupts again] HOLD YOUR TONGUE!
- [turns back to the judge]
- Bailiff (segment "Near Algodones"): He was caught driving rustled beeves.
- Judge (segment "Near Algodones"): Good enough. Hang him.